The Wish Corruption Game

[GrandAnticMasterFegelein]

The concept of this game is simple. The user above you posts a wish and you have to corrupt it, then you post a wish and the user below you corrupts it and then it goes on.

 

For instance:

 

TheFegelStationTeam: I wish that I was rich

baldf**kfan: Granted, but you get murdered and your propieties become Crusader Kings II plotting-like targets where everyone plots against the current owner of your former propieties.

I wish that I had shiny-head like Jodl

7h39R347357l3375P34k3R: Granted, but it's so shiny you make everyone in front of you suffer sunburns, even at nighttime.

I wish that...

 

You get the idea.

The only rule here is that if you posted and it just got corrupted you should wait for another user to corrupt the person who corrupted you. This way there won't be two people constantly replying only to eachother. The exception, of course, is when the thread is on a period with few posts.

 

Alright, I'll start.

I wish that I had Dolfy's moustache.

[Earl747]

Hitler's Moustache will Cover his Entire body FOREVER!

[GrandAnticMasterFegelein]

You have to make a wish too...

[Earl747]

I wish that Goering is a Cannibal that eats Antic-Masters.

[gokyr586]

Right then...shall I revive this forum game without any Earl Gray interference?

 

I wish to have more motivation in making parodies.

[CanaDolfy98]

Granted, but you end up dying in a fire because you had too much motivation making parodies.

 

I wish I was born in the 1980s.

[gokyr586]

Granted, but you will become a Whovian and die of depression when Doctor Who gets cancelled in 1989.

 

I wish a year consists of 400 days with 48 hours each.

[CanaDolfy98]

and then you crash into an airplane engine, cutting you into millions of slaughtered pieces.

 

I wish the Leafs win the Stanley Cup before I die.  

[gokyr586]

...but then the Leafs would be suspected for cheating in the Stanley Cup, and then the NHL gets cancelled FOREVER.

 

I wish there was an easier way to make games.

[Ninetales95NL]

Granted, but the market for video games will decline so badly a future in the industry looks impossible.

 

I wish Pokémon were real

[CanaDolfy98]

And then Charizard burns you to a crisp.

 

I wish I was the antic-master, Fegelein.

[Ninetales95NL]

Granted, but (plot twist!) it happened to be that you use the Unterganger Charizard as your pet (as in the one behind Charizard and not him being a Charizard).

You filthy scum.

 

I wish there would be a Grand Theft Auto: Unterganger game. (I got nuthin' else to think of.)

[CanaDolfy98]

But then the fox actually sings Justine Bieber's "Baby".

 

I wish I was a fish.

[CanaDolfy98]

and then your account gets taken down.

 

I wish that Reimann's Hypothesis was proved correct

[CanaDolfy98]

Then YouTube is taken down by the Fascist States of America

 

I wish Alpha was in the Hall of Fame     

[CanaDolfy98]

but then HRP closes it

 

I wish vzorkic made more parodies

[CanaDolfy98]

but then Jon comes back

 

I wish all stupid people were killed (:

[CanaDolfy98]

Then people will execute you like Tsar Nicolas of Russia

 

I wish I had an infinite supply of pizza

[gokyr586]

Granted, but other bronies would hunt you down on your bed and brutally murder you in the most gruesome way ever possible, for relinquishing your status as a brony and betraying their ideology.

 

I wish I had the power to alter time.

[gokyr586]

But it would later be revealed that the votes were rigged.

 

I wish....for a wish.

[TFPStudios]

Granted, but then, while flying, you would crash into a building, and even though you have super strength, the fall, combined with your and the building's strength, would probably crush your bones into mush. (srry for lame explanation, I'm not too good at mechanical physics-prefer thermonuclear and electrical physics)

 

I wish.... that the Rupture of 1940 (Soviet ultimatum, Second Vienna Award and Treaty of Craiova) never happened, making us never enter WWII.

[gokyr586]

But kebab can never be removed.

 

I wish for the death of Justin Bieber.

[High Bunker HxH]

but your wish will be invalid forever

 

My wish is to be a Wizard

[gokyr586]

...but it would be turned into a cartoon series, each episode broadcast after an episode of MLP

 

Then eventually MLP and the new Twilight cartoon series would have a cartoon crossover movie, leading to thousands of bronies angrily waging war on the twilight fans and the television companies, leading to an all-out war which would last for 3000 years.

 

I wish I had a lot more motivation.

[High Bunker HxH]

But your motivation will wear off quickly

 

I wish i was the Harem King