Inspired by Downfallman59's similar thread on the old Downfall parodies forum: http://s1.zetaboards.com/downfallparodies/topic/4271854/1/#new

Basically all you have to do is state a way to kill the person who posts after you, then the next poster would have to state a way to defend himself and then state another way to kill the next poster after him, and so on.

I'll start first, by readying my time machine and travelling back in time to kill the next poster as a baby.

It's about time to create this threat.

What you need to know:

-I'm Finnish.

-I create parodies about real life events.

-I also create story based parodies.

-I'm very busy.

-I'm a fan of Don Rosa.

-I'm not joining the chat room in near future.

What you don't want to know:

-I use Pinnacle Studio 14

-My computer screen(s) are terribly small.

-My computer is terrible.

-I use Gimb 2 to create terrible effects.

-My Internet connection is terrible as well.

-I'm very patriotic.

What you will learn by watching my parodies:

-I'm Uncle Scrooge in real life, except I don't make money.

-Everyone calls me a hipster.

-Günsche's operation "The Enemy Within" began before the United Reich was fully formed.

-I'm going to military next year.

-I don't want to have a smartphone.

-I make spelling mistakes.

Have fun* - 97 parodies all in one lot: the ones made private on YouTube included

https://mega.nz/#!Yd1UBSDT!g2_3OVWGo6NFM_OC7cILMt2UOL6jNgJgkKyNe7g86iQ

*my only request is that nobody goes and uploads them to YouTube or anything like that - these are intended for non-public viewing amongst Untergangers old and new. Thank you!